Swimming, be it in your indoor/outdoor pool or at the ocean during summer, is a recreational activity many engage in. This makes it a water sport ripe for all sorts of jokes, sayings, puns and a lot more humor.
If you’re looking for swimmingly hilarious jokes, puns or sayings that will make your social media captions, t-shirt and merchandise designs stand out, hold your breath…here are some ideas. Let us dive in, of course from the deep end.
Disclaimer: This piece is meant for those who can afford to only laugh at swimming puns. We are not a fan of dry humor. Pardon us if we are being pool-itically incorrect!
Funny Swimming Puns & Sayings Only Swimmers Understand
This list is a fun as well as inspiring way to caption your Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, WhatsApp, tiktok and other social media photos and videos.
- If in doubt, swim it out.
- The wetter the better
- In hard, out wet.
- If there’s a will, there’s a wave.
- Oxygen is overrated.…you can always breathe later
- We do it dirty in the deep end
- Don’t make me slap you with my FLIP FLOP
- We swim because we are TOO SEXY for a sport that requires clothes
- I do pool-ups every day.
- Having a splashtastic time
- A splashing good time
- In the POOL life is COOL
- Seven days without swimming makes one weak.
- Sip me baby, one more time
- And we’ll all float on okay
- Water you doing
- It’s a waterful life
- I’m relay fast in the pool.
- Having a fintastic time.
- Pool hair, don’t care.
Summer Ocean Water Swimming /Beach
The following jokes and puns can be used as captions during summer.
- Fresh to depth
- Shake your palm palms.
- Yeah buoy.
- If there’s a will, there’s a wave
- Tropic like it’s hot.
- Tropic like it’s hot.
- Let your worries drift away
- Seas the day
- We were mermaid for each other
- Keep palm and carry on
- You mermaid to go far
- Party like a lobstar
- Shell-abrate good times
- Happy as a clam
- Girls just want to have sun.
- Shell yeah
- Go with the flow.
- I have a sinking feeling.” — Unknown
- Water you sinking aboat
- I like to stay current.
- Floating into summer.
Hillarious Pool/Swiming Jokes & Riddles
If you are looking for jokes to tell your swim mates here ideas of some the best around the internet.
Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race.
Q: What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
A: Pool noodles!
Q: Where do zombies like to go swimming?
A: The Dead Sea.
Q: Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
A:There was no life gourd on duty!
Q: Where do ghosts like to go swimming?
A: Lake Eerie.
Q: What’s a sheep’s favorite swimming stroke?
A: The baaackstroke.
Q: Is swimming easy or hard?
A: It deep-ends.
Q: Why did the swimmer go back in time?
A: Because he was doing the backstroke.
Q: A guy knocked on my door today and asked for a donation for the local swimming pool.
A: I gave him a glass of water.
Q: Which insect is the best swimmer?
A: The butterfly.
Q: Why don’t vegetarians swim in competitions?
A: Because they don’t like meats.
Q: What’s the best exercise for swimmers?
Q: What’s an artist’s favorite swimming technique?
A: The brushstroke.
Q: What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
A: The Bach stroke!
Q: How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
A: They never forget their trunks!
Q: What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
Q: What direction does a chicken swim in?
Q: Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
A: To keep their nuts dry.
Q: What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
A: Tree trunks!
Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: How do people swimming in the ocean say HI to each other?
A: They Wave!
Q: Why can’t elephants go swimming?
Because they always lose their trunks!
Q: Why won’t they allow elephants in public swimming pools?
A: Because they might let down their trunks.
Q: What kind of swimmer makes a good gardener?
A: One with great seed times!
Q: What do a dentist and a swim coach have in common?
A: They both use drills!
Q: What is a polar bear’s favorite stroke?
Q: What do you call a competitive swimmer who just broke up with his girlfriend?
Q: What detergent do swimmers use to wash their wet suit?
Q: Did you hear about the slow swimmer?
A: He could only do the crawl.
Q: What do you call a swim team made up of blondes?
Q: How do swimmers clean themselves?
A: They wash up on shore!
Q: What word looks the same backwards and upside down?
Q: What kind of stroke can you use on toast?
Q: What did the ocean say to the swimmer?
A: Nothing. It just waved.
Q: Why would the boy only do the backstroke?
A: He just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach.
Q: How do youtubers get in swimming pools?
A: They just *jump into it*
Q: What do you do when life pisses in your pool of dreams?
A: Just add chlorine and keep swimming.
Q: What will happen when the ice caps melt and the world floods?
A: Swimmers will rule the world.
Q: I went to a swimming pool with my bipolar friend
A: He dissolved
Swimming in the swimming pool Is where I like to “B” Wearing underwater goggles So that I can “C”
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep
Yo mama so fat! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!
I got kicked out of the swimming pool today.
Apparently the breast stroke isn’t what I thought it was.
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