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Swimming Puns, Jokes + Funny Sayings Only Swimmers Get

Swimming, be it in your indoor/outdoor pool or at the ocean during summer, is a recreational activity many engage in. This makes it a water sport ripe for all sorts of jokes, sayings, puns and a lot more humor.

If you’re looking for swimmingly hilarious jokes, puns or sayings that will make your social media captions, t-shirt and merchandise designs stand out, hold your breath…here are some ideas. Let us dive in, of course from the deep end.

Disclaimer:  This piece is meant for those who can afford to only laugh at swimming puns. We are not a fan of dry humor. Pardon us if we are being pool-itically incorrect!

Funny Swimming Puns & Sayings Only Swimmers Understand

This list is a fun as well as inspiring way to caption your Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, WhatsApp, tiktok and other social media photos and videos.

  1. If in doubt, swim it out.
  2. The wetter the better
  3. In hard, out wet.
  4. If there’s a will, there’s a wave.
  5. Oxygen is overrated.…you can always breathe later
  6. We do it dirty in the deep end
  7. Don’t make me slap you with my FLIP FLOP
  8. We swim because we are TOO SEXY for a sport that requires clothes
  9. I do pool-ups every day.
  10. Having a splashtastic time
  11. A splashing good time
  12. In the POOL life is COOL
  13. Seven days without swimming makes one weak.
  14. Sip me baby, one more time
  15. And we’ll all float on okay
  16. Water you doing
  17. It’s a waterful life
  18. I’m relay fast in the pool.
  19. Having a fintastic time.
  20. Pool hair, don’t care.

Summer Ocean Water Swimming /Beach

The following jokes and puns can be used as captions during summer.

  1. Fresh to depth
  2. Shake your palm palms.
  3. Yeah buoy.
  4. If there’s a will, there’s a wave
  5. Tropic like it’s hot.
  6. Tropic like it’s hot.
  7. Let your worries drift away
  8. Seas the day
  9. We were mermaid for each other
  10. Keep palm and carry on
  11. You mermaid to go far
  12. Party like a lobstar
  13. Shell-abrate good times
  14. Happy as a clam
  15. Girls just want to have sun.
  16. Shell yeah
  17. Go with the flow.
  18. I have a sinking feeling.” — Unknown
  19. Water you sinking aboat
  20. I like to stay current.
  21. Floating into summer.
Kids having fun while Swimming
Swimming in action

Hillarious Pool/Swiming Jokes & Riddles

If you are looking for jokes to tell your swim mates here ideas of some the best around the internet.

Q: What race is never run?

A: A swimming race.

Q: What type of noodles do swimmers like best?

A: Pool noodles!

Q: Where do zombies like to go swimming?

A: The Dead Sea.

Q: Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?

A:There was no life gourd on duty!

Q: Where do ghosts like to go swimming?

A: Lake Eerie.

Q: What’s a sheep’s favorite swimming stroke?

A: The baaackstroke.

Q: Is swimming easy or hard?

A: It deep-ends.

Q: Why did the swimmer go back in time?

A: Because he was doing the backstroke.

Q: A guy knocked on my door today and asked for a donation for the local swimming pool.

A: I gave him a glass of water.

Q: Which insect is the best swimmer?

A: The butterfly.

Q: Why don’t vegetarians swim in competitions?

A: Because they don’t like meats.

Q: What’s the best exercise for swimmers?

A: Pool-ups.

Q: What’s an artist’s favorite swimming technique?

A: The brushstroke.

Q: What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?

A: The Bach stroke!

Q: How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?

A: They never forget their trunks!

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

A: Dam.

Q: What direction does a chicken swim in?

A: Cluck-wise.

Q: Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

A: To keep their nuts dry.

Q: What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?

A: Tree trunks!

Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

A: Frosted Flakes.

Q: How do people swimming in the ocean say HI to each other?

A: They Wave!

Q: Why can’t elephants go swimming?

Because they always lose their trunks!

Q: Why won’t they allow elephants in public swimming pools?

A: Because they might let down their trunks.

Q: What kind of swimmer makes a good gardener?

A: One with great seed times!

Q: What do a dentist and a swim coach have in common?

A: They both use drills!

Q: What is a polar bear’s favorite stroke?

A: Blubber-fly!

Q: What do you call a competitive swimmer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

A: Homeless

Q: What detergent do swimmers use to wash their wet suit?

A: Tide!

Q: Did you hear about the slow swimmer?

A: He could only do the crawl.

Q: What do you call a swim team made up of blondes?

A: Hydrogens

Q: How do swimmers clean themselves?

A: They wash up on shore!

Q: What word looks the same backwards and upside down?

A: Swims

Q: What kind of stroke can you use on toast?

A: BUTTER-fly!

Q: What did the ocean say to the swimmer?

A: Nothing. It just waved.

Q: Why would the boy only do the backstroke?

A: He just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach.

Q: How do youtubers get in swimming pools?

A: They just *jump into it*

Q: What do you do when life pisses in your pool of dreams?

A: Just add chlorine and keep swimming.

Q: What will happen when the ice caps melt and the world floods?

A: Swimmers will rule the world.

Q: I went to a swimming pool with my bipolar friend

A: He dissolved

Swimming in the swimming pool Is where I like to “B” Wearing underwater goggles So that I can “C”

Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep

Yo mama so fat! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!

I got kicked out of the swimming pool today.

Apparently the breast stroke isn’t what I thought it was.

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