{"id":647,"date":"2020-08-06T06:13:08","date_gmt":"2020-08-06T06:13:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aquaticglee.com\/?p=647"},"modified":"2023-07-27T04:00:29","modified_gmt":"2023-07-27T04:00:29","slug":"swimming-puns-jokes-sayings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aquaticglee.com\/swimming-puns-jokes-sayings\/","title":{"rendered":"Swimming Puns, Jokes + Funny Sayings Only Swimmers Get"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Swimming, be it in your indoor\/outdoor pool or at the ocean during summer, is a recreational activity many engage in. This makes it a water sport ripe for all sorts of jokes, sayings, puns and a lot more humor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you\u2019re looking for swimmingly hilarious jokes, puns or sayings that will make your social media captions, t-shirt and merchandise designs stand out, hold your breath\u2026here are some ideas. Let us dive in, of course from the deep end.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Disclaimer: <\/strong> This piece is meant for those who can afford to only laugh at swimming puns. We are not a fan of dry humor. Pardon us if we are being pool-itically incorrect!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Funny Swimming Puns & Sayings Only Swimmers Understand<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

This list is a fun as well as inspiring way to caption your Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, WhatsApp, tiktok and other social media photos and videos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. If in doubt, swim it out.<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
  2. The wetter the better<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
  3. In hard, out wet.<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
  4. If there’s a will, there’s a wave.<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
  5. Oxygen is overrated.\u2026you can always breathe later<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
  6. We do it dirty in the deep end<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
  7. Don’t make me slap you with my FLIP FLOP<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
  8. We swim because we are TOO SEXY for a sport that requires clothes<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
  9. I do pool-ups every day.<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
  10. Having a splashtastic time<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
  11. A splashing good time<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
  12. In the POOL life is COOL<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
  13. Seven days without swimming makes one weak.<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
  14. Sip me baby, one more time<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
  15. And we’ll all float on okay<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
  16. Water you doing<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
  17. It’s a waterful life<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
  18. I’m relay fast in the pool.<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
  19. Having a fintastic time.<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
  20. Pool hair, don’t care.<\/em><\/strong><\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    Summer Ocean Water Swimming \/Beach<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

    The following jokes and puns can be used as captions during summer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    1. Fresh to depth<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
    2. Shake your palm palms.<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
    3. Yeah buoy.<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
    4. If there’s a will, there’s a wave<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
    5. Tropic like it’s hot.<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
    6. Tropic like it’s hot.<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
    7. Let your worries drift away<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
    8. Seas the day<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
    9. We were mermaid for each other<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
    10. Keep palm and carry on<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
    11. You mermaid to go far<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
    12. Party like a lobstar<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
    13. Shell-abrate good times<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
    14. Happy as a clam<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
    15. Girls just want to have sun.<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
    16. Shell yeah<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
    17. Go with the flow.<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
    18. I have a sinking feeling.” \u2014 Unknown<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
    19. Water you sinking aboat<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
    20. I like to stay current.<\/em><\/strong><\/li>
    21. Floating into summer.<\/em><\/strong><\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n
      \"Kids
      Swimming in action<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

      Hillarious Pool\/Swiming Jokes & Riddles<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

      If you are looking for jokes to tell your swim mates here ideas of some the best around the internet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q: <\/strong>What race is never run?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> A swimming race.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> What type of noodles do swimmers like best?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> Pool noodles!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> Where do zombies like to go swimming?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> The Dead Sea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> Why wasn\u2019t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong>There was no life gourd on duty!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> Where do ghosts like to go swimming?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> Lake Eerie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> What\u2019s a sheep\u2019s favorite swimming stroke?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> The baaackstroke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> Is swimming easy or hard?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> It deep-ends.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> Why did the swimmer go back in time?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> Because he was doing the backstroke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> A guy knocked on my door today and asked for a donation for the local swimming pool.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> I gave him a glass of water.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> Which insect is the best swimmer?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> The butterfly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> Why don\u2019t vegetarians swim in competitions?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> Because they don\u2019t like meats.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> What\u2019s the best exercise for swimmers?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> Pool-ups.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> What\u2019s an artist\u2019s favorite swimming technique?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> The brushstroke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> The Bach stroke!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> They never forget their trunks!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> Dam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> What direction does a chicken swim in?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> Cluck-wise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> Why do squirrels swim on their backs?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> To keep their nuts dry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> Tree trunks!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> Frosted Flakes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> How do people swimming in the ocean say HI to each other?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> They Wave!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> Why can’t elephants go swimming?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Because they always lose their trunks!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> Why won’t they allow elephants in public swimming pools?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> Because they might let down their trunks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> What kind of swimmer makes a good gardener?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> One with great seed times!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> What do a dentist and a swim coach have in common?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> They both use drills!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> What is a polar bear’s favorite stroke?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> Blubber-fly!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> What do you call a competitive swimmer who just broke up with his girlfriend?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> Homeless<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> What detergent do swimmers use to wash their wet suit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> Tide!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> Did you hear about the slow swimmer?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> He could only do the crawl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> What do you call a swim team made up of blondes?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> Hydrogens<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> How do swimmers clean themselves?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> They wash up on shore!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> What word looks the same backwards and upside down?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> Swims<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> What kind of stroke can you use on toast?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> BUTTER-fly!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> What did the ocean say to the swimmer?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> Nothing. It just waved.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> Why would the boy only do the backstroke?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> He just had lunch and didn\u2019t want to swim on a full stomach.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> How do youtubers get in swimming pools?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> They just *jump into it*<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> What do you do when life pisses in your pool of dreams?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> Just add chlorine and keep swimming.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> What will happen when the ice caps melt and the world floods?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> Swimmers will rule the world.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Q:<\/strong> I went to a swimming pool with my bipolar friend<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      A:<\/strong> He dissolved<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Swimming in the swimming pool Is where I like to “B” Wearing underwater goggles So that I can “C”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Yo mama so fat! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      I got kicked out of the swimming pool today.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Apparently the breast stroke isn\u2019t what I thought it was.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      Memes<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
      \"Hilarious<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n
      \"Swimming<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n
      \nhttps:\/\/youtu.be\/eTGTMDhGdRM\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

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