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    100+ Funny Snorkeling Quotes, Captions, Puns & Jokes

    Kib Amos
    By Kib Amos

    If you are a true snorkeler, you need some inspiring and hilarious words to caption or hashtag your underwater photos and videos for Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest, Twitter YouTube, or any other social platform of your choice.

    We have combined some of the top snorkeling quotes, sayings, captions, and puns from around the world. The list is not complete, will keep growing it day by day.

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    Quotes/Sayings

    1. I like underwater pole vaulting, because you can have perfect form without the risk. – Katie Hoff
    2. The swallow that hibernates underwater is a creature called yearning. – David Quammen
    3. The sea should be enjoyed, the animals in it. When you see a shark underwater, you should say, ‘How lucky I am to see this beautiful animal in his environment!’ – Eugenie Clark
    4. When you’re underwater with goggles on, a couple of your senses are taken away, and it becomes this purely visual thing. It’s just you and yourself. – Mark Foster
    5. Everyone loves to fly, and flying underwater is even better than flying in air because there are things around you. – Graham Hawkes
    6. Underwater, I experience space with my body. I’ll see a school of fish fathering and moving together and I’ll exclaim, ‘This is architecture. – Antoine Predock
    7. Underwater, I experience space with my body. I’ll see a school of fish fathering and moving together and I’ll exclaim, ‘This is architecture.
    8. I’ve done it all, but mainly I’ve enjoyed studying fish and being underwater with them, being in their natural habitat, looking at the fish and the fish looking at me. – Eugenie Clark
    9. Every time I slip into the ocean, it’s like going home. – Sylvia Earle
    10. The sea does not reward those who are too anxious, too greedy, or too impatient. One should lie empty, open, choiceless as a beach – waiting for a gift from the sea. —Anne Morrow Lindbergh
    11. Limitless and immortal, the waters are the beginning and end of all things on earth. —Heinrich Zimmer
    12. When anxious, uneasy and bad thoughts come, I go to the sea, and the sea drowns them out with its great wide sounds, cleanses me with its noise, and imposes a rhythm upon everything in me that is bewildered and confused. —Rainer Maria Rilke
    13. The world’s finest wilderness lies beneath the waves. – Wyland
    14. The ocean stirs the heart, inspires the imagination and brings eternal joy to the soul. —Wyland
    15. Our knowledge is a little island in a great ocean of nonknowledge. —Isaac Bashevis Singer
    16. Every seashell has a story – Anonymous
    17. Saltwater cures all wounds – Anonymous
    18. We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of that missing drop. —Mother Teresa
    19. The best way to observe a fish is to become a fish. – Jacque Cousteau
    20. Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. – Andre Gide
    21. Life looks better underwater. – Anonymous
    22. All you need is some Vitamin Sea. – Anonymous
    23. Happiness comes in waves! – Anonymous
    24. I’ll always be ocean-minded. – Anonymous
    25. Life is a beach and then you dive. – Anonymous
    26. The lower the latitude, the better the attitude! – Anonymous
    27. Reality whistles a different tune underwater. – Tom Robbins
    28. Being able to breathe underwater would be sweet. – Cameron Bright
    29. It was great. I mean, it’s a blast directing underwater stuff. – David R. Ellis
    30. I wish I could live underwater. Maybe then my skin would absorb the sea’s consoling silence. – Cristina Garcia
    31. I am an underwater explorer, not a treasure hunter. – Robert Ballard
    32. Most photos are worth a thousand words. Underwater ones are worth at least a million. – Stephen Frink
    33. I don’t know how to answer. I know what I think, but words in the head are like voices underwater. They are distorted. – Jeanette Winterson
    34. Great attention gets paid to rainforests because of the diversity of life there. Diversity in the oceans is even greater. – Sylvia Earle
    35. I want to get out in the water. I want to see fish, real fish, not fish in a laboratory. – Sylvia Earle
    36. The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever. – Jacques Cousteau
    37. The ocean is everything I want to be: beautiful, mysterious, wild and free. – Anonymous
    38. Either you decide to stay in the shallow end of the pool or you go out in the ocean. – Christopher Reeve
    39. Either you decide to stay in the shallow end of the pool or you go out in the ocean.
    40. The ocean is this beautiful, unexplored place. Why on Earth everyone isn’t down there, I don’t know. – Graham Hawkes
    41. The beauty and mystery of the ocean, fills our lives with wonders, vast beyond our imagination. – M. L. Borges
    42. As the ocean is never full of water, so is the heart never full of love. – Anonymous
    43. The ocean was magical to her, its depths and mysteries were boundless, its call irresistible. – Jeff Mariotte
    44. The sea complains upon a thousand shores. – Alexander Smith
    45. You will love the ocean. It makes you feel small, but not in a bad way. Small because you realize you’re part of something bigger. – Lauren Myracle
    46. Life is like the ocean, it goes up and down. – Vanessa Paradis
    47. I must be a mermaid, Rango. I have no fear of depths and a great fear of shallow living. – Anais Nin
    48. The voice of the sea speaks to the soul. The touch of the sea is sensuous, enfolding the body in its soft, close embrace. – Kate Chopin
    49. If the ocean can calm itself, so can you. We are both salt water mixed with air. – Nayyirah Waheed
    50. To me, the sea is like a person — like a child that I’ve known a long time. It sounds crazy, I know, but when I swim in the sea I talk to it. I never feel alone when I’m out there. —Gertrude Ederle
    51. I go to the ocean to calm down, to reconnect with the creator, to just be happy. – Nnedi Okorafor
    52. There was a magic about the sea. People were drawn to it. People wanted to love by it, swim in it, play in it, look at it. – Cecelia Ahern
    53. The ocean is a central image. It is the symbolism of a great journey. – Enya
    54. She wasn’t bored, just restless between adventures. – Anonymous
    55. Once the sea has touched your soul, life on land will never be the same. – Anonymous
    56. I am happiest when floating in the sea. – Anonymous
    57. Let the sea set you free. – Anonymous
    58. Diving is an investment of time and money but the rewards can be life-changing, Literally. – Andi Cummings
    59. The ocean is where I belong. – Anonymous
    60. I lost my heart to the ocean and with it a piece of my soul. – Anonymous
    61. Don’t ask me why I dive, ask yourself why you don’t. – Anonymous
    62. The ocean-roar is music to the soul. – Anonymous
    63. If nothing goes right, go down. – Anonymous
    64. We dive not to escape life but for life not to escape us. – Anonymous
    65. As endless as the ocean, as timeless as the tides. – Anonymous
    66. Escape is very difficult to negotiate, underwater. – Anonymous
    67. Everyone is deep but most are afraid to dive. – Anonymous
    68. Sea is my lifeline. – Anonymous
    69. May you always have a shell in your pocket, and sand in your toes. – Anonymous
    70. If I were reincarnated, I wouldn’t mind coming back as an undiscovered seahorse. – Jessica Marie
    71. To me the sea is a continual miracle; The fishes that swim–the rocks–the motion of the waves–the ships, with men in them, What stranger miracles are there? —Walt Whitman
    72. We are tied to the ocean. And when we go back to the sea, whether it is to sail or to watch – we are going back from whence we came… —John F. Kennedy
    73. The Sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever. —Jacques Cousteau
    74. I still love things that you don’t even need to pay for. Going to the beach and being around five of your friends and having a good time means so much more than going out and spending hundreds of dollars. —Maria Sharapova
    75. She longed to hide beneath every drop of water in the sea. – Jessica Marie
    76. I feel like crying, so I must be crying, but it’s impossible to tell because I’m underwater. – John Green
    77. Just because you have stopped sinking doesn’t mean you’re not still underwater. – Amy Hempel
    78. I’ve always said, ‘Underwater or on top, men and women are compatible. – Sylvia Earle
    79. Making art is like swimming underwater in a blindfold. – Walter Darby Bannard
    80. There were rumours of underwater cities, subterranean caves dripping with the blood of human sacrifice and even the odd story about natives interbreeding with some of the more attractive fish. – David Grimstone
    81. There’s nothing more beautiful than the way the ocean refuses to stop kissing the shoreline, no matter how many times it’s sent away. —Sarah Kay
    82. We dream in colors borrowed from the sea.
    83. Smell the sea, and feel the sky, let your soul and spirits fly. – Van Morrison
    84. The sea! the sea! the open sea!, The blue, the fresh, the ever free! —Bryan W. Procter

    Puns, Jokes & Memes

    1. I’m done adulting. Let’s be mermaids.
    2. If you need me, call me on my shell. Dial 1-800-SHELL.
    3. 99 problems but snorkeling ain’t one.
    4. I need a six-month vacation twice a year.
    5. A change in latitude would help my attitude.
    6. I’m a true OceanHolic
    7. I wish that Beach Therapy was covered by my Health Insurance
    8. I followed my heart and it lead me to the sea.
    9. Life is better in flip flops.
    10. Memories are made in flip flops.
    11. Beach Vibes Only!
    12. Dear ocean, thank you for making us feel tiny, humble, inspired, and salty …all at once.
    13. All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
    14. B.E.A.C.H. Best Escape Anyone Can Have!
    15. Nothing soothes the soul like a day by the ocean!

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